my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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