Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I think i got beer on your cat.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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