I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
