Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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