all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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