don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
My vagina just clenched in fear
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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