i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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