but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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