and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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