Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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