i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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