I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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