I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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