So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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