That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
either way he was missing a nipple.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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