I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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