Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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