god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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