It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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