Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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