Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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