only if we run a train.
done.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I have fence marks all over my body
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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