dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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