It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Green mimosas i think yes
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
