obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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