but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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