I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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