I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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