And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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