I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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