we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
His nipple licking is glorious
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