I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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