if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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