I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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