ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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