just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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