Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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