hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
another moral hangover. fuck.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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