Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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