we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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