Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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