i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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