This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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I need you to use more vowels.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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