When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just cut my nipple shaving
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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