Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
from now on my penis is your penis
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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