Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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