Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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