The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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