This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
As shirtless as possible
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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