I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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