I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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