I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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