I hate all girls vehemently.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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