I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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