Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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